I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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