She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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