why im i the only drunk person in the library?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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