so that wasnt chicken after all
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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