I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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