The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
