Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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