glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Reggie can tackle my bush.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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