But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dicks are not precious.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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