Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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