OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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