You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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