i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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