whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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