i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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