I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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