So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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