Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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