Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
