Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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