i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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