Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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