Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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