you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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