Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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