i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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