I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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