If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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