Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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