Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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