If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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