I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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