That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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