I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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