She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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