Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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