I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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