my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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