we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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