So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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