Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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