love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
