Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
