I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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