i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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