Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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