I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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