are you so shy because you have an std?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
