We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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