I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
