We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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