Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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