just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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