Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I enjoy the company of your penis
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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